Saturday, December 25, 2010

Christmas Greetings from The Supercargo

(Read aloud and fast!)

A singular epitome of Twitter intellectual,
My knowledge is a fascicle, ethereal, material,
But I can Google anything my little brain can't hold at all
And use it in Artwicutweets and never seem illiteral.

Though I'm terribly familiar with moradacious matters rhythmical
And understand Artwiculations vulpine and vestigial
Porphyrophobia left me agroof and ipsilateral
And feral, gusto, lurid, tryst and wizen quinqueliteral.

But Artwiculati everywhere, I value your camaraderie
Your panoply of "likes", "retweets", panurgic skullduggery
And when replete with rhetoric, raillery, thaumaturgy
You'll see this Twitter intellectual aspire to dramaturgy!

(With apologies to W.S.Gilbert)

1 comment:

  1. Brilliant John! How did I miss this? (It was slipped in on Christmas Day, I guess..)


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