Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Bar Twiculate: Keeping a Tab

So far we've got orders for:
- A Martini, please. Extra dry, a bit dirty. With three gorgonzola-stuffed olives. (Silia J. Hatzi)
- Ahhh...a place to relax from the 140. Do you serve "Mind-Erasers" here? (Joe Knaack)
- "Mind Erasers" fresh out, I believe the Pan-Glactic Gargle Blaster is available though. (aaron)
- Fun! (Kara)
- Oh, and I'll take a vodka tonic. (snatchbeast)
- I'll just have a lemon, lime and bitters, thanks. *gesticulates to barkeep* (Margaret)
- I'll have a Hanky-Panky PLEASE, barman. (katefran)
- ...and Igor is having a Hairy Virgin, no wait, make that TWO Hairy Virgins... (katefran)
- I'll have a grasshopper, please, so I can hop from one tweet to the next and hiccup at the same time. Thank you! (Maryse aka @wifsie)
- Is it in poor taste to specify that I prefer Monopolova vodka? (snatchbeast)
- I'll have ... just another Twequila Sunrise :-) (TiddK)
 

I thought we had stocked up on Mind-Erasers. Someone must have swallowed the lot.
We'll keep an eye on the contents of this weeks' tweets to see who might be the culprit.
And as for the Hairy Virgins, now I'm glad the bikini wax delivery was canceled.

9 comments:

  1. I'll just have a lemon, lime and bitters, thanks. *gesticulates to barkeep*

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  2. I'll have a Hanky-Panky PLEASE, barman.

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  4. ...and Igor is having a Hairy Virgin, no wait, make that TWO Hairy Virgins...

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  5. I'll have a grasshopper,please, so I can hop from one tweet to the next and hiccup at the same time. Thank you!
    Maryse aka @wifsie (using hubby's Google accnt; the only one that works)

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  6. Is it in poor taste to specify that I prefer Monopolova vodka?

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  7. I'll have ... just another Twequila Sunrise :-)

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  8. Actually, forget ANOTHER Twequila Sunrise. That damn barman hasn't added my FIRST one to the list!! Do it soon barman, or else either you will be sacked, or you'll find "a guy walks into your bar and ..."

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  9. Do you serve Zombies? Excellent! I'll have a Zombie and for my little friend here a Gin Fish... eh, Fizz!

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