Thursday, March 11, 2010

Bar Twiculate: Keeping a Tab 2

After all those complaints about not having enough toothpicks to deal with the residue of the Hairy Virgins, the management decided to solely serve this liquid delicacy to Igor.
And after some serious deflowering under the counter, we are now happy to announce our latest specialty: Fresh Odalisque. Guaranteed to put a smile on a Fail Whale. We're ready to take orders.

Orders so far:
- Do you serve Zombies? Excellent! I'll have a Zombie and for my little friend here a Gin Fish... eh, Fizz! (Daniël) 
- Well, I guess if I have to have a virgin, I'd rather have a hairy one. (MaxRaunchiness) 
- If it's okay with you, I'll have a shot of scotch straight up. I would have ordered a bloody mary, but I think I'll leave that for Marcos Arroyos (MaxRaunchiness)
- And here's me thinking Marcos was having a Death in the Afternoon. (katefran)
- Igor says the Orion Slave Girls are less of a hair razor than the Hairy Virgins. (katefran)
- I don't really want a Hairy Virgin and Orion Slave Girls do nothing for me...sigh...Bartender, any suggestions? (katefran)
  *** BartWender: There's the Odalisque of course, and just in: the zealous "Seething Jealousy". ***
- I would order a Bloody Mary, but then I'd slap my forehead when I realized I could have had a V8! (Mary)

4 comments:

  1. "Fresh Odalisque"? A Hairy Virgin no longer Frigid? What did you do to the recipe? Ditch the cherry and float a bit of Grenadine on top?

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  2. I'm looking at that picture ... jug of wine (check), book of verse (check), loaf of bread? (I can live without that) ... but if that fat guy with the laptop is Omar Khayyam, then I'm out of here!

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  3. Well, I guess if I have to have a virgin, I'd rather have a hairy one.

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  4. I don't really want a Hairy Virgin and Orion Slave Girls do nothing for me...sigh...Bartender, any suggestions?

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