Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Bar Twiculate - Igor's Frigid Hairy Virgin



Inundated by requests for the recipe of Igor's signature drink, we are publishing the recipe here for your imbibing pleasure.

FRIGID HAIRY VIRGIN (Also known as AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN)
Pour 2 oz. or white rum, 1 oz of triple sec and 2 oz. of pineapple juice into a blender with one cup of crushed ice. Blend well. Pour into a highball glass, garnish with a maraschino cherry and serve. 
***BartWender Notice: At the Salon we add shredded celery. It's stringy and gives the necessary extra texture between your teeth. ***

5 comments:

  1. Igor says the drink was alright but what have you done with the..you know...females? He doesn't mind if they're down under or up top but has a problem with the FRIGID bit. Could someone..em..break them..(no, Igor that's for horses)..kinda like get them warmed up..or is that..?

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  2. Barman, can you deflower the virgin for Igor, please?

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  3. Igor doesn't deflower his own virgins?? Idols with clay feet!

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  4. I'm with Igor. I don't go for the virgins - too inexperienced. Besides they're overrated.

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  5. I'm sorry, but hairy virgins just don't appeal to me

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